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I Will hold U in my heart, till I can hold U in my arms.
Hey, I just met U, this is crazy
Stop looking for happiness in the same place U just lost it..
I will win, not immediately but definitely…!!
Silent people have the _loudest minds.
People say me bad…..but trust me I am the worst!
Try and fail in life but never fail to try in life…
I only use Instagram to stalk…
I am not glad it’s “Friday”, I am glad it’s “Today”. Love Ur life – 7 days a week.
If I delete Ur number, U’re basically deleted from my life…
If opportunity does not knock, build a door.
Not forget someone, who gave you so much to remember…
Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch them off Any time..
Life is dumb and I want to sleep….
I like Ur Instagram status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you…
You don’t have to like me, I’m not a Instagram status.
Each new day is another chance to change your life….
I don’t need to explain myself because, I know I’m right.
Being single is smarter than _being in the wrong relationship.
Sometimes one hello, makes U never want to say goodbye…
A girl’s status will tell U more about how she feels than she ever will…
Trying to get to know U is like trying to split the red sea.
The pain U feel today is the strength U feel tomorrow.
Thank U for making me feel less alone…
stop stop, I am gunna pee
“Dream” as if U’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one..
I didn’t choose the #thug life, the thug life chose me…
My only real long term goal is to never end up on Maury.
If I die tomorrow, will you remember me
Live the live U want to, not the one U’re supposed to
Life is short, false, it’s the longes thing U do
Can I film U while you sleep? U’re so cute
Hating me doesn’t make U pretty.
Friends with a gang of geeks….
Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
Silence is the most powerful scream.
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
OMG nobody cares
Embed affected stuff about myself here.
I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode…
If I agreed with you we both were wrong.
Always respects your self!
Save Water, Drink Wine!!
I just need a good Wifi & Wife.
All the Rules are made.. to be break.
Oooooo…..Don’t copy my bios..
If U can’t convince them, confuse them.
You are a 10, on the pH scale… Cuz U’re basic.
I’am not smart. I just wear glasses.
Is it just me, or is Instagram just Auto-Tune for photos?
Its Throwback Thursday on Instagram…Chicks showing us how much they fell off since High School…
Oh, you’re a model? What’s your agency? Instagram…
Since today is Valentine’s day, I was wondering if you’d like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twit with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook and we can Instagram our date… Happy Valentine’s Day, Everyone!!
Just because I like your Instagram status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you…
Dear people who update their Instagram status every 30 seconds, there’s Twitter for a reason!
For April Fools Day, I think Instagram should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post updates on who they stalk.
You don’t have to like me, I’m not a Instagram status.
I bet that in prison everyone’s Instagram relationship status is set to “it’s complicated”.
Congratulations!! You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click Control + W.
Not to name names, but I know some of you update your status from your phone so it appears like you actually left the house.
That annoying moment when two people start a conversation on YOUR Facebook status.
Facebook should change the relationship status from ‘Its complicated’ to ‘Sammie and Ronnie’
A girl’s status will tell you more about how she feels than she ever will.
Single, taken, in a relationship; are all just terms. Your status is measured by your actions.
When your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status. Either you’ve done something very right or very wrong.
That awkward moment when nobody likes your Instagram status.
Some people might as well post ‘Wants Attention’ as their Instagram status.
My ex boyfriends Facebook status said ‘Suicidal and standing on the edge.’ …So I poked him.
If your girlfriend claims that she never looks at your Instagram profile; Try changing your status to ‘Single’ and wait 3-5 minutes…
Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to ‘Like’ my own status? Of course I like my status. I’m hilarious.
Keep your issues in your tissue box, and learn how to keep them out of your status box.
Hearing a part of a song and thinking…’That’s definitely going to be my next status!’
OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
Guys: Wow, her status is dumb. But shes cute, so I’m gonna like it.
One of the most unusual things in my life is when my Instagram is so quiet.
It’s always your most fruitless girlfriend who decides to become a life coach.
I find it weird that my dog probably the only one who doesn’t know what Instagram is?
I’d really love your selfies on the Instagram way more if you swap your cell phone with a hand grenade.
To the jobs who forced people to go to work in minus 50 temperatures, mean go directly to Hell.
So you can follow people and not be friends with them on the Instagram? That’s the most stalker’s things I’ve ever heard. In other words, that’s dirty if they creep and not let you creep back that means they must be scared.
Sometimes it’s good to know you’re not a priority to someone anymore.
It is important for us to remember that death is not the end, but only a transition to something we do not yet fully understand.
Let me broadcast to Instagram status for making people believe they are more essential than they are.
I’ll continue updating silly Instagram statuses and captions for the community to enjoy on the Internet.
I don’t know if I should praise you, or send you a therapist.
If you hate me now just have patience. You gone really hate me!
Don’t expect me to scratch your back if you refuse to scratch mine.
Do you know that, females on average live 8 years longer than men only because women don’t have to deal with females!
Trying to get to know you is like trying to split the red sea.
I will send you a special thank you card if you stop talking about our relationship on the Instagram.
Your boyfriend’s teeth remind me that I need to go stop at Dollar General and buy some candy corn.
I bet you don’t even know I dream of you.
This world is 70% water and these women and guys are still thirsty.
A great way to teach your kids about taxes and social security is to take 30% of their pocket money and promise to give part of it back in 70 years.
It takes less than a minute to change your attitude and within that minute you can change your entire day.
I don’t understand why people write on their walls and Instagram status, true love does not exist.
Friend me on Facebook, follow me on Instagram and twitter. Send me your life via Snapchat but do not talk to me in person..
Instagram has changed the world views me which means I am better online than I am in real life.
Instagram has made my reel life better than my real life.
70% of our planet is covered in water, the other 30% is covered in idiots.
This lady in Walmart is staring at me like she’s never seen anyone put on deodorant and then put it back on the shelf before…
That awkward moment when you don’t understand a joke but laugh anyway, and then someone asks you to explain the joke.
“Beauty sleep” is such bologna I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like trash.
I need new swear words.
Just sprayed a fly with Axe body spray. He’ll live, but he won’t get laid.